Prince

I'm here to talk about my adorable baby. I forgot his name at the moment, I was too busy buying clothes just a few minutes ago, so I was focused on something else, oh, Will just entered the room..."Will, what's the kids name?"
Oh, he is George, now I remember. But I like to call him the prince of Cambridge, because George is just worthy of being called a prince. I mean, some regular mortals named their kids George, so some people might hear his name, and not think of my gorgeous baby first. So, if we only call him Prince of Cambridge, than they will automatically know who his is, because I will not have him forgotten, that could make ME forgotten, and I won't have that happen. That would be the worlds biggest scandal, I think I'm going to faint thinking about how horrific that situation would be! Okay, I'm really sorry, I've got to change the subject, or else I won't survive, and we can't have that happen either.
But anyways, do you wanna talk about style? Kim? My baby and how adorable he is?
Sure, we can talk about the adorable child that looks just like me, as long as we don't talk about him being forgotten. But yes, he is absolutely the cutest baby you've ever seen. Did you see how big the crowd was to wait for the baby and me? Well, mostly me, but George deserves a little credit.... so I'll give him some. He is super cute, and everybody loves him, I mean, who could resist this?

like honestly? I really have no idea. He's about the cutest thing I've ever seen, even with all the wrinkles, and he looks like he's about to cry. I promise you, I'm a good parent. I PROMISE!!! But yes, he definitely took after my looks, not Will's, or else he wouldn't be near as famous. But he looks like me, so there you go, a star is born. Maybe he'll marry North West!

Jk, I would NEVER approve of that. Kim will NOT be his mother in law, and Kanye will not be his father in law, I won't allow it, that would be outrageous. We'll just have to put a bunch of people next to him to watch him and be his body guards, because we really have to shelter him, or else he might be too adventurous and will leave me, and I will be devastated..

But at least I didn't give him a ridiculous name, like North. Kim Kim, Kim. What was she thinking. That is such a weird name, and I don't see why anyone would name their kid North West, unless Kim hates her because she made F.A. T. That spells fat. But my clean princess tongue shouldn't say that, but I just did, because I still have freedom to say what I want, so I'll say fat, but only about Kate, because she deserves it. She was always so arrogant about her body and how nice it is, and her  face, but honestly, now that's not so true. Maybe her face is okay, but her body is not. Not at all. But I'm still cute, like I always will be. But Kim will not.

Sorry Kim.

Oh, and by the way, my baby is LOTS cuter than yours is, and I was thinner two weeks overdue than you were being pregnant for about two weeks. Sad.