My day today

This morning I went shopping. I came home with piles and piles of adorable new clothes to wear to all my child ceremonies, and my father in law said it was "too much" and I couldn't keep it anymore.
I mean, seriously? One, you are made of money, two I just had a baby, I deserve some new clothes, and three, I need to look adorable. Like, ADORABLE!!! But when I told him these reasons, he just said that he didn't need to buy that many outfits because it was unnecessary and that I needed to return ten out of my twenty outfits. Ten outfits! That is not enough, no way.

But get this, I was talking to Will today, and he agreed! My own husband, he agreed with his father over his very own wife.....or ex-wife.
Well, I guess this is the end of our relationship. Oh well, I was actually getting sick of England... hello hollywood!
I began to pack my bags and Will came in. I tried to hide my  large Dora the Explorer suitcase, but boots was too big. Never liked him.
"Kate?" he asked. "Why are you packing up your bags?"
"Because I'm leaving, because you agreed with your dad, and I don't agree with what you two think!" I replied casually. "I leaving you."
He shook his head. "Kate, we've been through this like 50 times before, I really don't need it again, okay?" He walked up to me and whispered in my ear. "Kate, fsdjfkljsdklf."
"Excuse me?" I asked. "That was not courteous of you to-" I began, but he interrupted me.
"All I did was tell you to stay," he asked. "The country needs you, the baby needs you, I need you. Please stay."
I considered his words. "Well, it is true that our country would fall apart without me..."
Will nodded in agreement.
"And the baby wouldn't stand a chance living with you."
He scowled but nodded in agreement.
"And you really need me. You'd die without me," I said, realization hitting me, and I decided that I needed to stay.
"Fine, I'll stay, but not for the countries and your and George's will, it's for the will of the me, because I really do enjoy being a princess."
He nodded. "I'm glad that exact conversation went on again for the fiftieth time."
I nodded. "Me too." I hugged him.
So that was my day, really boring and ubiquitous. It happens often. But oh well, sometimes I still think I should leave, sometimes I wanna stay.
But I'll stay so I can be a princess.