Baby bumps

Hello, I'm Kate Middleton, you know, the most famous person in America and England. Well, who doesn't know me. That was about the silliest question I've heard in my life, I mean, who doesn't know Kate Middleton?
Today was really fun, I went shopping with Kim Kardashian, and we got a ton of new clothes. She was like 20 sizes bigger than me, so much bigger, that we had to go to two different shops. Boy, I'm glad I'm not her.
But I needed to go to a store for adorable skinny girls...
and she needed to go to a store for giant killer whales.
But yeah, she's didn't have a pregnancy as good as mine, nobody has, like EVER!!! So I honestly I can't blame her, I mean, all pregnant girls look like whales, don't they?
Well, except for me, that is.
But anyways, everybody knows that my baby is WAY cuter than everybody elses. Jorge (or whatever his name is) is so cute, and has a way cuter name than North.
I mean, North? It's a cute name alone, but with the last name West? Boy, Kim is going to regret that when she breaks up with Kayne, which probably will happen soon, because celebrity relationships NEVER last long. It's always like what, two days? Maybe a couple weeks, tops, unless you're really, like REALLY lucky. Will and I are perfect, though. We will never part ways, because that would mean I couldn't be a princess, how devastating? Oh well, even if we did split, I'd still be famous because I'm adorable. Prettier than any celebrity. Like seriously. Kim got extra fat, and then I have absolutely no idea why on earth she wore some of those clothes. HIDEOUS!!! Yeah, you saw the the three exclamations. I mean, I still dressed all cute, but I guess she just decided that she couldn't hide it, and didn't bother to try. I mean, hello whale!
But then again, can't blame her, nobody is as cute as me, and maybe her baby is just a fat little girl who constantly eats donuts.
But look how adorable I am! I mean, just plain adorable! Poor, poor, Kim Kardashian. She no longer has a "great figure," maybe she'll get it back.....
maybe not.

I'll show you from three different angles...