Hello, everybody Kate here.

Yeah... I know what you are thinking...

I just came to talk about how obnoxious Kim and Kanye West are. I mean, seriously, just show the world your baby. I mean, if you haven't noticed you haven't been on the cover of a magazine lately, and Kim, you brought this upon yourselves. I mean, I showed my baby, and I'm on the cover of a thousand magazines. But you are not. Plus, everybody just thinks you are afraid to show your grotesque baby. I mean, North probably has horns, and red dry skin. She probably takes after Kim. :) Jk, my princess lips (very full) will not give such an insult to a little baby who did nothing.
But actually, I have pity for her. She should be embarrassed by her mom, I mean, look what she wore when she was pregnant.
 I mean, seriously? You'd think you'd want to be more dressed up when you were pregnant. (Well, if you were Kim...)
You see, I was sneaky when I was pregnant. I enunciated my baby bump because it was adorable that I was pregnant.
But Kim did that to, but she looked HIDEOUS!!! I mean, when they saw her they didn't say, "Awe! She's the first royal in a long time to be pregnant!" But they said. "Ugh, another pregnant celebrity? That's the fifth one this week!!!"
But yes, I'm sure (since I am his mother) my baby is like 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times cuter than North West. I don't even know what that number says... oh well, it's true.
But yes, I honestly think that Kim made a mistake. She never should've had a baby. And she should shut that ugly mouth and show everyone her hideous baby.
No one will judge her. Well, except for me.